1. Leave a stack of old applications and a note saying, “Install these”
      留一堆没用的旧软件和一张写着“安装这些”便条
   2. Staple your reports in the wrong corner
      用钉书钉订报告的时候订在错误的一角
   3. Put tape over the mouse optics
      在光学鼠标上粘上胶带
   4. Unplug a co-worker’s monitor
      拔掉某个同事的显示器接线
   5. Talk to sick employees while wearing a dust mask
      和生病的员工讲话时带上一个防尘面具
   6. Turn your earphones up all the way
      把你的耳机音量调到最大 从早到晚带着耳机
   7. Burn popcorn in the microwave
      用微波炉爆（焦）爆米花
   8. “Forget” to put your tuna sandwich in the fridge
      “忘记”在冰箱里放上你的金枪鱼三明治
   9. Turn up the beep volume of the copier
      把复印机“哔”的音量放大
  10. Empty the paper out of the main printer/copier
      清空打印机/复印机的纸
  11. Empty the ink or toner out of the main printer/copier
      倒空打印机/复印机的墨或炭粉
  12. Practice beat boxing
      练习节奏口技 （拳击）（参考attaboy ,Angelo 的评论）
  13. Sing show tunes
      唱舞台音乐剧
  14. Hang up the phone before they say, “good bye”
      在对方说再见之前挂断电话
  15. Slurp hot coffee during meetings
      开会的时候出声地啜热咖啡
  16. Walk around the office barefooted
      光脚在办公室里四处走
  17. Empty out a co-workers office on a Friday afternoon
      星期五下午把某个员工的办公室清空
  18. Misplace peoples pens
      把人们的笔放错地方
  19. Insert a 3.5″ disk before they turn on their computer
      在他们打开电脑之前插进一张软盘
  20. Glue their mouse to the desk
      把他们的鼠标粘在桌子上
  21. Leave an open can of tuna in their desk
      在他们桌上放一只开了封的金枪鱼罐头
  22. Make a screenshot of their desktop and use it as their screensaver
      把他们的电脑桌面截成一张图，然后把这张图设成屏保
  23. Turn up the contrast on their monitor
      把他们显示器的对比度调高
  24. Talk in a funny accent
      用可笑的口音说话
  25. Use goofy event sounds for your programs
      给你的电脑程序选用滑稽的事件提示音
  26. Chant, “Yeay, I got mail!!” every time you get a new email
      每次收到新邮件的时候高唱“yeay,我收到了邮件”
  27. Print out a phony pink slip and leave It in their mailbox
      打印一张假解聘通知书放到他们的信箱里
  28. Send flowers from one co-worker to another
      借某同事之名送花给另一同事
  29. Start your car remotely when someone walk by it
      有人经过的你的车时，用遥控器（远远的就）把你的车发动起来
  30. Insist on people to have a great morning
      坚决要求人们应该有一个美好的早晨
  31. Leave hole punches all over
      随处乱放打孔器
  32. Leave your lunch garbage in other people’s cans
      把你午餐过后的垃圾放进别人的罐头
  33. After each sip give a refreshing, “Ahhh”
      每啜一口都来一句惬意的“啊……”
  34. Put salt on someone’s mouse pad
      在别人的鼠标垫上撒盐
  35. Set a password on someone’s screensaver
      给别人的屏保设置密码
  36. Carry on a conversation with someone two cubes down
      坚持和两个隔间之外的人对话
  37. Smirk when a co-worker walks by
      在一个同事经过的时候傻笑
  38. Eat half of someone’s lunch
      把别人的午餐吃掉一半
  39. Swap co-worker’s chairs
      调换同事的椅子
  40. Fake stomach flu during a meeting and need to abruptly leave three or fo
ur times
      开会的时候假装急性肠胃炎，突然地离开三四次
  41. Stare deeply into your co-workers eyes when they talk to you
      当同事和你讲话的时候死死盯住他们的眼睛
  42. Take all the ice out of the community freezer
      把公用冷藏机里的冰都拿出来
  43. Listen to comedy tracks and laugh hysterically
      听搞笑段子并歇斯底里的大笑
  44. Hit all the floor buttons when you leave the elevator
      离开电梯之前把所有楼层的按钮都按一遍
  45. Make hissing sounds into the phone and insist you have a bad connection
      对着电话发出咝咝的声音，说是信号不好
  46. Flip the left and right mouse button defaults
      把默认的鼠标左右键倒装过来
  47. Take out the ball in the mouse
      取出鼠标里的滚珠
  48. Eat sunflower seeds
      吃瓜子
  49. Tell a long story without a point
      讲一个冗长且毫无主题的故事
  50. Tell a co-worker you liked their hair better last week
      告诉一个同事你更喜欢他们上一周时的头发
  51. Anonymously send flowers to a random co-worker
      匿名送花给随便哪一位同事
  52. Bring Cheetos for food days
      在食物交流日上带来的是Cheetos牌的零食
  53. Drag your feet when you walk down the halls
      拖着脚走过大厅
  54. Exclaim your co-worker didn’t wash his hands when leaving the restroom
      惊叫你的同事出洗手间时没洗手
  55. Eat stinky foods when you have lunch at your desk
      午饭时在你的桌上吃些臭烘烘的食物
  56. Practice drumming on your desk
      在桌子上练习敲鼓
  57. Use too many paper clips
      用超多回形针
  58. Fill out your time sheets incorrectly
      填错你的工作时间表
  59. Set your mobile phone to an obnoxious ring tone
      给你的手机设一个烦人的铃声
  60. Forward chain letters and other spam to co-workers
      给同事转发连锁信和别的垃圾邮件
  61. Express your political views at length
      长篇大论你的政治观点
  62. Whisper loudly
      大声讲悄悄话（吹口哨）
  63. Come to work sick
      生病也来上班
  64. Drink the last cup of coffee without making a new pot
      喝掉最后一杯咖啡，且不添一壶新的
  65. Answer your mobile during meetings
      开会的时候接电话
  66. Stand over someone while they are on the phone
      别人接电话的时候站在旁边监听
  67. Sneak up behind someone
      从后面突然吓别人
  68. Mess with the thermostat
      乱按一番调温器
  69. Give everyone a pistol wink when they walk by
      冲每个经过的人作手枪射击状
  70. Gradually turn down the volume on someone’s phone
      把某人电话音量逐渐调低
  71. Leave unusual print outs on the printer
      在打印机旁留几张内容诡异的打印件
  72. Throw out other people’s prints
      把别人的打印件扔掉
  73. Juggle office supplies
      用办公用品耍杂技
  74. Write all your memos on bright colored paper
      把你所有的备忘录写在颜色刺眼的纸上
  75. Be overly nice to people
      对人过分的亲热
  76. Hide whiteboard erasers
      藏起白板擦
  77. Chew gum whie talking on the phone
      讲电话时嚼口香糖
  78. Regularly update everyone on the current weather
      定时给每个人汇报当前天气
  79. Read your emails aloud
      大声读你的email
  80. Leave the fridge open
      不关冰箱门
  81. Shake up cans of pop in the fridge
      把冰箱里的汽水瓶摇一遍
  82. Leave fingerprints on the copier glass
      在复印机（打印机的）玻璃上留下指印
  83. Whistle all day long
      从早到晚吹口哨
  84. Wear too much cologne/perfume
      撒过多的香水
  85. Type loudly
      很响地敲键盘
  86. Wear bright colored clothes
      穿颜色刺眼的衣服
  87. Give everyone a nickname from a TV show
      拿电视剧里的名字给每个人起外号
  88. Do the sneaky walk around the office
      在办公室里鬼鬼祟祟的走
  89. Peer over the cube and wait for a co-worker to look up and notice
      向别的隔断张望，等着有人抬起头来注意到
  90. Use the intercom and page yourself
      擅自使用内部电话呼叫自己和记录
  91. Swap the regular and decaf coffee
      对换普通咖啡和脱咖啡因（无糖）咖啡
  92. Hide the sugar and creamer
      把咖啡里加的糖和奶藏起来
  93. Type emails in uppercase and excessive punctuation
      用大写字母写email，并且用n多标点
  94. Refer to your garbage can as your in-box
      称你的垃圾桶为收件箱
  95. Stick pencils to the ceiling in other people’s offices
      在别人办公室天花板上戳（粘）铅笔
  96. Throw a bouncy ball in your office
      在办公室里扔弹力球
  97. Tell the same story over and over
      一个故事翻来覆去的讲
  98. Imitate regular sounds like a disc drive opening, door slamming or a mou
se click
      模仿诸如打开光驱，关门，或者点击鼠标的声音
  99. Talk to your monitor as if it was a person
      把你的显示器当成人一样对其讲话
 100. Schedule meetings at 4:00pm
      把会议的时间定在下午4点
 101. Talk loudly with your earphones on when someone comes to talk to you
      有人过来和你交谈的时候，戴着耳机大声说话。大声对着你戴的耳机讲话。
声明：使用这些方法时请自行承担风险。对于之后所发生的一切--不论是发生在你，你的
隔间，还是你的车上--本人概不承担任何责任。